Thursday, April 28, 2011

Captain Jack Sparrow

DU Wei occupied the master room ... ... and two female magician is doing something to make all pirates looked like the curse of the things people have the luxury ... ...

Take a bath!

Sea, fresh water on board to have the number? Can only be one drink! Where there is excess water to do something else? Which person on board, including the Master, not all dirty? Ten days without a shower that half of all routine it!

The two women are in everyone's sigh, a full four barrels of fresh water wasted!

DU Wei did not object. His reason is simple: "Anyway, the fresh water on board is equipped according to the number of the original ... ... and now less twenty people on board, even if the waste some water, do not worry about the back will be enough."

He also understands that the girls inner desire for a bath has reached a point where hardly repressed!

Even DU Wei himself, so many days without a bath, have felt uncomfortable the whole body itch, and blisters in the sea a few times by the sea water is salty ... ..., by the sea body after the blisters had felt dry and astringent!

Two female magician in the shower, he also has his own things to do.

The Jacks - School Los captain stood in front of DU Wei ... ... the poor guy, not only get rid of the name was DU Wei, and now even a first line of the grotesque are DU Wei get!

Head wrapped in a red turban, his beard was Du Weizha up, gave him a deep eye shadow painted (painted with black carbon on board), clothes, shirts, vests, boots. Because the world is not guns, DU Wei must give way.

Then, DU Wei letting this guy put a few shapes ... ...

Have to say, the Ministry of past life that the famous Pirates of the Caribbean movie, one of the features Captain Jack is actually ... ... sissy! A little bit weird accent on board sissy, but charming!

DU Wei picked this guy, bite the bullet and put a few sissy model, the DU Wei was satisfied.

DU Wei playing in real time COSPLAY mimicry, two female magician in the other room, enjoy the fun of enjoying a bath.

The board of these pirates are caught in an awkward position.

Because the captive requirements of their little aristocratic ... ... immediately turned to the nearest port to the terminal!

Ship's captain, chief mate, second mate, boatswain in the fighting there was that horrible woman hit into the sea ... ...

Now, all the pirates left the ship, the previous highest capacity of a food ... ... it is long, that is, a ship's cook.

Happens, the cook, he was the chosen by DU Wei Captain Jack Sparrow in the father.

Poor pirates are still worried about their fate when the ... ... Although the small elite say it, but God knows will not be a landing, will be arrested and hanged?

"Otherwise, and they fight it?" A gold tooth test: "They are only three! We blocked the room, and then put a fire ... ..."

Others looked at each other ... ... are an idiot with a look at this proposal and looked at the guy.

The woman is simply a mother of Warcraft! She will be able to kick people's bones Tiduan, played kick will be able to fly more than ten meters away a strong man! Damn! Do you think she will be able to burn a fire it?

Block them? Does she not kicked the wall coming out of it?

The so-called board room ... ... are actually separated by a thin wood out!

Different opinions on all the time, the room door was open.

New look, the big step came in Captain Jack Sparrow ... ... his face a little embarrassed. Many pirates on board one of their new look, someone blew a whistle at once: "Oh, look, ah, our captain!"

"Ha ha ha ... ... ... ... Captain Jack your ship is really beautiful!"

"Yes ah! Heat was like a cock! Ha ha, bitch than those who Walker Kong vessel also fancy, ah, ha ha ha ha ... ..."

Captain Jack our face a little embarrassed, but he quickly cleared his throat, but ... ... he is now the captain! He went to the table and straightened spine, slightly a bit angry and said: "shut up, guys! Who say one if I put my hat into his mouth! I swear, I will so dry! "

"Oh, look, ah, our captain was furious!"

"Ha ha ha ha ha ... ..."

Captain Jack does not seem to get the pirates in the authority of ... ... After all, he was small, but DU Wei "FireWire promoted" up.

"Well! Are quiet!" A husky voice called out.

Is that the ship's cook, first mate on board and two sailors, who were both killed off long after (oh, the grace of God, although they are just thrown into the sea, but no food and water, only two small wreck, Who would think that these guys can live in the ocean where?), and now this mess in the long position is the highest piracy people.

Cook it seems very willing to take his son: "Shut! Now make fun of my son any good to you? Well, Come here son, I know you are helpless. Now we have to rely on fate you can help us fight for it! you captain! "

Captain Jack looked down at his old man look, nodded his head ... ... he is young, has not tainted with some of these old problems rather hardened pirates.

Although the pirates, but his heart is also the adventure of the sea with a passion.

This guy picked up from the waist with a thick roll of cloth: "This is ... ... he had just drawn."

"He? Who? The small elite? The hairs child?" A pirate laughed.

Jack sank his face a little bit, looked at the pirates, whispered: "Old Bill. Listen! If You prepared to die, then, despite continued to call him! Then when he put you into the sea, I definitely do not You will find a love! "

"We are all pirates! Me too! My father too! But is life a pirate it?" The young man looked up, watching them:

"We all know that he will one day die in this bloody sea! Day, which will definitely happen! Not die in a storm, is sunk by the Imperial Navy, or by their grasp, and then hang on the pier! our bodies will be those crows, those birds pecking, will be the sun to dry! into the same piece of meat hanging in there, hang a few months! This is our ultimate fate of the pirates! I brothers! "

"I like the sea, like sea adventure ... ... but I do not think that piracy is a life when the best choice ... ... if we have other choice words! Listen, my brothers, now that we Mr. bit small elite, he is a distinguished identity, and this point I can see! Listen, this is our chance! as we can from the pirates, to be his sounding a member of its fleet! we can to sail on the sea ... ... and then, for an identity ... ... aristocratic private fleet! may not Imperial Navy right after we get our ass scurrying around! no one will hang us on the pier! we only However, change of clothing, clean clothes points, beautiful point of the clothes, the clothes more magic points, and then we can even with those pesky arms around the Imperial Navy, and even drink together, and even, we can ask them We provide escort and protection of the ... ... take a look at this more wonderful? "

It was also questioned: "This ... ... But do not be a pirate, what we eat, drink? Where the money?"

Captain Jack did not answer directly - in fact, his is not clear. But he did say one thing: "See those two girls that? Just now, guess what I see?"

"See them take a bath? Ha ha ha, your treat, a really nice ... ..." or the gold teeth unbridled laughter.

Bang!

The range he finished, Captain Jack has jumped in the past, blow his nose playing hollow inside!

The poor guy screams a cry, and then hand over his nose and cries, one hand has pulled out the knife to his waist and Jack desperately want to!

"You idiot! I said, but if you say such things, I'll kill you! You bastard! You so that if a woman is heard, you will not even kind to us all!" Jack face flash of murderous!

Pirates were all at the man that hit the nose of the guy ... flat ... no one pitied him, and no one is willing to help him.

Jack said because we all feel good. The foul mouth guy, if offended that dreadful woman, you can not even type!

Or ... ... take him into the sea tonight, is a good choice ... ...

Captain Jack up, a knee hit, hit on his face, the guy he passed out immediately. Then turned to the young talent: "Well, now we just continue the topic! You guess what I see?"

No one spoke.

"Magical!" Captain Jack whispered: "is magic! The two girls are the magician! Hell! We are facing a magician ... ... and or two!"

Uttered all amazing!

For a long time, people were in awe of the magician, take the upper hand at this moment, no one would have dared to disrespectful it!

"I saw that two girls lit the flame using magic to put in the room to dry their clothes off ... ... maybe they are our hands dirty, will-it-yourself." Jack whispered board: " Our lords is deliberately small so I could see them, I'm very clear. This is a deterrent, you should know. sorcerer is not ordinary! they can freely kill us! especially that dreadful woman, She could not help a magician, or a powerful warrior! "

"Or that problem ... ... the master, loyal to the small elite, do us any good? What we eat and drink? He would support us? I do not understand, in addition to a pirate, what else can we do?"

Although the problem is still very sharp, but it is clear that these people more respectful tone, even beginning to call him "captain" of the.

"I do not know." Captain Jack replied: "But sure, first, do not forget, we saved his life! Is that we pulled him from the sea. It is a human, as long as we obey he will not make trouble for us, but also must be willing to give us some benefits. As for the second ... ... the two magician! my brothers! magician money you heard it? "

We rest assured!

Especially the second point.

Magician will be short of money it?

For a long time, in the eyes of ordinary people, magician is a symbol of the rich! The best wherever they are subject to preferential treatment of people, have a large number of dignitaries are willing to offer money to curry favor with them or draw them.

Magician will be short of money? Joke!

In this way, all the pirate Captain Jack to dispel the last vestiges of resistance in mind the idea. Then he put the cloth roll start: "This is a small elite who had just drawn ... ... our new flag."

tyrannical Xiao Yan is well.

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